Humour

These are the most recent articles featured in the Humour section. For more information about having your event or gallery featured here, please contact us.

Outsourcing Christmas To Mohali

Hoping to reduce the hefty annual cost of The Twelve Days of Christmas, a U.S. Congress aide came up with the idea of outsourcing it all to Mohali in Punjab.

Draw Your Own Conclusions PRESS TRUST OF INDIA

A report by the National Crime Record Bureau points out that last year, 69.2% of those who committed suicide were married, and 22.8% were unmarried.

Planning To Get Married? Hire A Detective, Check Out Your Mother-in-Law by RAJINI VAIDYANATHAN

"We study the mother-in-law. How many times does she get angry ... how many times does she go shopping ...?"

Initiation:
A Planter's Tales by SANGAT SINGH

The first lesson we learnt through osmosis was to develop a degree of gruffness of manner and speech. This was believed to reflect executive competence and authority.

The Delicate Art of Prophecy by SANGAT SINGH

My good wife, Upkar Kaur, could predict rain with almost 90% accuracy - without even looking at the trains. She did it by just checking her sinuses.

Man Overboard

Young, 6-foot-tall Bishen Singh managed to save the kid. The two were duly hauled into a life-boat and pulled back to the safety of the deck above.

He Died in Jerusalem

The poor fellow from Gurdaspur picked up the deadly English mad-cow disease from fellow tourists who were visiting from Great Britain. And passed away.

Patient Dada Ji

It's obvious to her that he has his hands full with the child screaming for sweets in the sweet aisle, biscuits in the biscuit aisle, pop in the pop aisle, toys in the toy aisle, and so on.

The Nihang and The Dumpster

From the corner of his eye, he saw the apparition shoot down like a comet and disappear into the huge box, followed by a series of blood-curdling screams ...

It's Been a Bad Week For Samosas NEWS REPORTS

The unholy samosa should be banned, they say. Because its triangular shape points to a conspiracy to promote the Christian Trinity. And it is being used to secretly promote meat.