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Winter Classes for Punjabi Men

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 THE ADULT LEARNING CENTRE

Registration must be completed by Friday, June 29, 2010   

NOTE: Due to the complexity and difficulty level of their contents, class sizes will be limited to 8 participants maximum.


Class 1

How To Fill Up The Ice Cube Trays -Step by Step, with Slide Presentation.
 
Meets 4 weeks, Monday and Wednesday for 2 hours beginning at 7:00 pm.    


Class 2
 
The Toilet Paper Roll - Does It Change Itself?
 
Round Table Discussion.
 
Meets 2 weeks, Saturday 12:00 for 2 hours.

     
Class 3
 
Is It Possible To Urinate Using The Technique Of Lifting The Seat and Avoiding The Floor, Walls and Nearby Bathtub? Group Practice. 

Meets 4 weeks, Saturday 10:00 pm for 2 hours.  

 
Class 4
 
Fundamental Differences Between The Laundry Hamper and The Floor - Pictures and Explanatory Graphics.
 
Meets Saturdays at 2:00 pm for 3 weeks.     


Class 5
 
Dinner Dishes - Can They Levitate and Fly Into The Kitchen Sink?
Examples on Video.
 
Meets 4 weeks, Tuesday and Thursday for 2 hours beginning  at 7:00 pm  

  
Class 6
 
Loss Of Identity - Losing The Remote To Your Significant Other.
Help Line Support and Support Groups.
 
Meets 4 Weeks, Friday and Sunday 7:00 pm   


Class 7
 
Learning How To Find Things - Starting With Looking In The Right Places And Not Turning The House Upside Down While Screaming.
Open Forum 

Monday at 8:00 pm, 2 hours.    


Class 8
 
Health Watch - Bringing Her Flowers Is Not Harmful To Your Health.
Graphics and Audio Tapes.
 
Three nights: Monday, Wednesday, Friday at 7:00 pm for 2 hours.   


Class 9
 
Real Men Ask For Directions When Lost--Real Life Testimonials.
 
Tuesdays at 6:00 pm - Location to be determined    


Class 10
 
Is It Genetically Impossible To Sit Quietly While She Parallel Parks?
Driving Simulations.
 
4 weeks, Saturday, Noon, 2 hours.    


Class 11
 
Learning to Live - Basic Differences Between Mother and Wife.
Online Classes and role-playing
 
Tuesdays at 7:00 pm - Location to be determined     


Class 12
 
How to be the Ideal Shopping Companion
Relaxation Exercises, Meditation and Breathing Techniques.
 
Meets 4 weeks, Tuesday and Thursday, for 2 hours beginning at 7:00 pm     


Class 13
 
How to Fight Cerebral Atrophy - Remembering Birthdays, Anniversaries and Other Important Dates and Calling When You're Going To Be Late. 

Cerebral Shock Therapy Sessions and Full Lobotomies Offered.
Three nights; Monday, Wednesday, Friday at 7:00 pm for 2 hours.     


Class 14
 
The Stove/Oven - What It Is and How It Is Used.
Live Demonstration.
 
Tuesdays at 6:00 pm - Location to be determined.    

 


 Upon completion of any of the above courses, diplomas will be issued.

 

 

February 8, 2010

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1: Nav Kaur (Vancouver, British Columbia, Canada), February 09, 2010, 12:57 AM.

Ha ha ha ha!

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